So I blew up over 50 amplifiers. And that’s why they call me the Father of Heavy Metal.

jesus rice boosted

dude on tv tryna sell me a stress ball, i already got two in my pants buddy

"I've seen The Exorcist about one hundred sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!"

Show me your dissertation of Dances with Wolves

jesus rice boosted
Man shp really loves playing with balls

. Sadly, drugs once again took hold in full force in later years. In 2004, the 49-year-old died of a heroin overdose and was found at home with a syringe in his arm in the bathroom by his assistant.

jesus rice boosted
@tso If my workplace is so nazi that they fire me over a fever it's not the kind of place I want to work anyways.
jesus rice boosted

Hey Witches!
When will you remove this curse ?

All retired Americans definitely want to eat cat food because they can't earn any interest on their savings accounts.

Hmm I couldn’t find any proof that one of Reagan’s budgets was carried on a stretcher to prove it wasn’t dead on arrival. Who made up that story?

Man, 27, fired for using a forklift to retrieve a Twix bar stuck in a broken vending machine

I hate superhero’s and I denounce them

How to search IMDB for movies containing Sex & Nudity?

File under “nobody gives a fuck anymore”

Producers of The Simpsons have decided to remove the episode from streaming services and TV channels which broadcast the show

Show more
Kotori's Mastodon Instance

Kotori's semi-serious semi-test mastodon instance. Runs on Hetzner in Germany.